My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
"You’re gonna do great today"
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..
shut the fuck up
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Zooey Deschanel (via the-wind-cries-aimee)
This woman is honestly the best role model.
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
@msleamichele: It doesn’t get any more beautiful then this… @garzablancapvr #Mexico ❤
Soaking up some sun in gorgeous #Mexico at the amazing @garzablancapvr … 28 is feeling great! ❤️
kellyandmichael #LeaMichele looks adorable in this outfit! #Fashion #FashionFinder #Bibhu #ALC #BiondaCastana